Corrupt A Wish

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  1. Itcantbehelped

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    Granted. But Every animal now hate you and try to attack you on site..;p damn that awful sorry amazon

    i wish their was no such thing a currency.
     
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    Granted, but now you work in a corn field....every Sunday on your day off you carry your weight in corn into town, there you trade it for potatoes that you must haul to the next town to trade for 200 pounds of oats. You must carry the oats to the co-op that lets you sit out back. Someone finally brings you the beer you've earned. You drink it and look at your watch. It is time to go back and rest. Tomorrow starts a new week in the corn fields. Good news....you don't have to leave a tip.

    I wish pets cleaned house as a hobby
     
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    Granted but now your the one that on the leash to do you business in the yard.

    I wish for fantasy worlds were real.


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    Worth it. :p



    Granted. You have a portal that can transport you to any fantasy realm at any time. But, it is powered by blood, so you must kill in this world to supply the portal with its power. While you are in another world, it slowly drains of its power, and you must refuel it. If it ever completely drains of blood, the portal will break, never to be used again.

    I wish all the Steam games I wanted were on sale, always.
     
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    Granted but all the games that are normally on sale are doubled in price and not the game you want have lost their flavor

    I wish I had my on teleport device to go any where I wanted in a blink of an eye.


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    Granted, but it's incredibly painful to use. Like being ripped apart.

    I wish Miles (my chinchilla) understood me when I talked to him so he'd know how much I loves him.
     
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    Granted but now miles does the most disgusting things and says the most sexual slang term of affection to you all the time. He rude to your boyfriends and attacks the without reproach. He's yours and when you tell him you love him he doesn't wanna share.

    I wish for a world with on swords and bows as weapons no other weapons.


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    Granted, but now he becomes more and more jealous of Loan. Finally one day, Miles ambushes Loan by jumping upon his head and cruelly rubbing his thick, soft fur in an attempt to smother the poor guy. They up in a full wrestling match, Miles getting the advantage, when they bump into your PC , crashing it to the floor. The PC will no longer work. It is send off to Georgia to get repaired. Yikes.

    I wish.....I had 1000AP/2000DP in BDO
     
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    @Itcantbehelped, Granted! ... But you now have terrible aim :(

    @Andra, Granted! ... SERVER CRASH!

    I wish I had a magical margarita machine next to my desk.
     
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    Granted but now you have a drinking problem. and all your reports and or writing that are oppose to be work related are written slurred out. causing you to lose your job and come close to getting a dui. the next day you realize you wanted what you really wanted was a drink maker that only made lightly fermented drinks and now you much happier and life is good.
     
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    my wish is to be a spy agent.
     
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    Wish Granted: The self-made name-tag on your hospital gown clearly states "SPY AGENT" then a nurse takes you gently by your arm and leads you back to your room--for your afternoon meds. Along the way to your locked room (which you managed to escape some time ago) your nurse tells you that, "The elderly here are not double agents and that spying on the incontinent changing their DEPENDS is strictly prohibited!" :eek:

    I wish: I had my twenty-five-year-old body back!
     
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    Granted. Put your face looks like its aged a bit.

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    I wish certain people would check in and say hi every once and awhile and not be such a loner.
     
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    Wish granted: But everytime I checked-in and say HI to you @LoanWolf -- you'd start playing with your nipples. It was distracting and disturbing, to say the least!
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    And I know I've been MIA for a very long time and you miss me A LOT but:

    I wish: You had not tattooed me on your nipple! (How am I going to face @Averie now, when you're with her and you take off your shirt and pet her chinchilla!)
     
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    Does anybody have issues with me reviving this? :D

    Granted: now the tattoo is on his butt though.

    I wish that I will get married with the nicest woman ever and that we live a happy live. :)
     
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    Granted: Unfortunately she has a rare disorder that compels her to gather money and flush it down the toilet. Super nice lady though!

    I wish had a T9 horse.
     
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    Granted! You had an amazing t9 Peagusus horse! ... You *had* one.... but where has it gone? :eek:

    I wish my knee was better already D:
     
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    Granted: Your knee is better, but the rest of your body is now transformed to look exactly like Loan. :D

    I wish Simi would respect me. :'(
     
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    Granted: But now you are 4ft 2 in. tall.

    I wish I had my ol' T9 horsey back.
     
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    Granted: But now your horse is 4ft 2in. tall and therefore won't be able to carry you :D

    I wish I was a donkey, livin' the simple life
     
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    No need to wish for that, you are already an ass.
     
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    Wish granted. You are a donkey. Unfortunately, donkeys do not have basic human rights. You are bought by @LoanWolf. Life is not so simple anymore.

    I wish I could see without my glasses.
     
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    Granted: You can now see without your glasses, but that doesn't make @LoanWolf 's butt look any better now than it did before, so your wish was wasted! :p

    I wish is was 25 again.
     
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    @Siafu, granted! You're 25 again but Mandingo is still the same age and things are a little weird. ;P

    I wish I never had to worry about money.
     
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    "Is" is now 25. You are still old though :(
     
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    Granted: You just won the lottery and now you have to worry about 35 relatives you didn't know you had!

    I wish I had real wishes!
     
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    granted: But it seems you used just them up in this silly post.

    I wish the beautiful house I re-designed wasn't in a hurricane flood zone.
     
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    Granted: But it seems like it's in an Earthquake zone now.

    I wish Loanwolf would accept me as his bae.
     

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