Chapter I from my newest Amazon publish !!!.....Andra

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  1. Waneta

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    May Have to check this out!
     
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    I read this in 2-3 sittings. 11/4 would recommend :0
     
  3. Andra

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    Isn't it amazing I got Revis to do anything at allllll...much less read a book? Now I'm working on Loan. IKR?
     
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    Yeah LOAN. Read her book already!
     
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    I just secured a contract for Mr. Twelve going to audio book ! Now those lazy members, no names (coughBaconharummm) can get the experience without taking eyes off screen. Imagine the grand adventure as #Loan reads my book to you. Wait...don't. The narrator is cool. Anyway soon to come!
     
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    Congratulations!!!!!
     
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    Saifu, when are you going to have a Tenacious Book Club with @Andra and @Fenn where you guys talk about oxford commas and drink wine and eat baggeuttes.
     
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    #Loan, yes I've hidden one Oxford comma in my book..find it. The rest of the book is steely eyed characters and unrelenting orgies sandwiched between intellectual stigmas. Given that you are a hero and genius, you might give it a try. scurred?
     
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    I'll do that, when you announce your true intentions to marry Averie! I mean common already, we know you both have been secretly dating! Any straight guy who gets off of some real money, and buys a beautiful lady a rodent for her birthday, has serious intentions. And she accepted said "Rodent" with open arms and a huge smile. She plays with it daily (according to recent photos) so when are you both going to move in together and share the responsibilities of raising the little rodent (I meant to say "Tike") it just slipped out of my mouth before I could stop it.

    So there's no need to be shy... tell us when you'll do your wedding proposal and give her an engagement ring (a 20lb bag of rabbit pellets!)

    /snicker
     
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    LMAO!
     
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    I liked you better when you were MIA
     
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    Don't talk to my Siafu that way!
     
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    LMAO!
     
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    "Come in, Come in, here rest on the couch, lean back get comfortable." Said Dr. Nerdinski. "Tell me of your problem."
    "Well, Dr., I was having a good week." Andra nodded up to him. "When suddenly, today, I found myself the victim of a thread hijacking."
    The doctor gasp and handed Andra a fresh box of clean ex.
    "My gaaawd, girl who would do that?" He seemed shocked.
    "I'm not sure doc, it's all blurry now." She rubbed her own temple thinking hard. "I think there was a nice man." She looked up and nodded.
    "What else Ms. Amanakov." Dr. Nerdinski asked patiently.
    "There was a pretty lady, she had some cute little creature with her. ....It was pooping a lot."
    "Did that bother you Ms. Amanakov? Unexpected poopings can be quite traumatic" The doctor leaned closer, pen in hand.
    "No no, not at all. They were like little brown BB's, they just hit the floor and rolled around. I'm fine...really." She wiped her eyes and folded the clean ex.
    "Then what has got you so upset? I must tell you, I talk to lots of people and I've found that these thread hijackings are very common." He handed Andra another clean ex. "There must be something more to it. Think Ms. Amanakov. Try harder."
    She leaned back and closed her eyes. Suddenly her hands were at covering her face, as if something had assaulted her.
    "It was that ass....oh my gawwd, I can't get that chunky fuzzy ass out of my mind." She sat up in a cold sweat as from a nightmare.
    "Dear God Ms, Amanakov...let me clear my schedule, we have have work to do.
     
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    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
     
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    #datass
     
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    TEARS utter TEARS!!!!!!!
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Freaking hilarious! XD XD
     

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