The RNG Prayer

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  1. Morketh

    Morketh Wizard Fanatic Legendary Gamer WoW: Classic Officer Veteran Member

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    Oh all mighty RNG gods
    Rulers of the game
    Please bless this proc with good fortune
    May it help me tear down all my foes
    or may it yield me the profit I need to move forward

    I ask this of thee as thy humble servant and pray you hear my call.

    *Don't forget to /bow*

    :3
     
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    Here's the big question........does it work?o_O
     
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    Morketh Wizard Fanatic Legendary Gamer WoW: Classic Officer Veteran Member

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    @LoanWolf didn't try it before he upgraded his scepter.
    @Boanz You see before you the words of the roll, may RNGesus be with you.
     
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    NOAH...err, I mean... MORKETH....Joineth you the region of the Black Desert. There you shall build an Arc, 40 cubits by 90, from flayed skins of the nuts of the palm date tree. Of course, it will not rain in the dessert,...but RNG will forever seem easy... in comparison.
    Thus is my blessing.

    ZURATH (God of Lost Socks...and yeah, kinda-sorta RNG..in a minor way)
     

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