Teabagginu... A result of a tru tenacious love story

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  1. Termintor

    Termintor I'll PvP your face off! Honored Legendary Gamer Tenacious Gamer Veteran Member 2009 Original Member

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    So I figured everyone would like to hear how Teabagginu came about....

    It was a beatiful day in the lands of atriea and a little man named trupwn decided he wanted to stroll the streets of pandamonium. As he was walking he saw a stunning women that was also wielding a staff (word around town is she wields them well *wink wink*). He casually followed her for a few minutes and then sees her turn into the applebine tavern, he tries to contain his excitment, for you see he is from the land down under and they love their beer.

    Trupwn sits at the bar a few seats away from this exotic deava wearing green chain mail and orders himself a pressa cocktail. As the night goes on he exchanges a few looks with the woman in green, and eventually gets up enough courage to ask if she would like a drink. In a very pornstarish voice the woman says "Yes, I would love a leopis cocktail, purrr.....". Trupwn never scared to offend said "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!" Raine replies "oh, nothing I just love a short man with a mask, it gets me all warm inside"

    Tru decides to take raine to one of the most romantic places in asmodae the Ishalgen prison camp. Raine says "This is scary can we share buffs?" Tru says "baby I was thinking more about showing you my staff" A few moments later you hear a loud PURRRRRRR throughout all of Asmodae. And then tru decides to do something every man has thought of but is scared to lose his balls..... he teabags raine and runs away laughing that sinister laugh of his all the way to munin. ( He did earn the teabag title which gives you 50%+ emnity vs female mobs)

    4 months later.....

    Raine feels a little off, been throwing up a lot in the mornings and decides to go see the doctor. The doctor says, "Well good news is you are healthy and so is you baby!" Raine proclaims "WHATTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!, Where is the bastard trupwn I havent heard from him in months and after all he did to me!"

    Raine being pro life and wanting a child decides to keep the baby and let it be born. However word got around asmodae about what had happened and deavas started to spread rumors and say the baby will be named "Teabagginu"







    Edit sigh in my haste I misspelled the name of the thread... suppose to be true not try... piss!
     
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    Re: Teabagginu... A result of a try tenacious love story

    Seriously, I would not advertise any relation at all to the sperm of Truepwn OR the egg of Rainebowblowsyou, unless you want to end up someones favorite dildo and all that.
     
  3. Paradigm

    Paradigm Bearded Pirate Instructor Website Administrator Honored Mythic Gamer Tenacious Gamer WoW: Classic Heroic Gamer 2009 Original Member

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    LOL! on the prison camp!

    Fixed the title for you Termy .... great story!
     
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    LMAO now thats funny....2 taunts up to...

    Tho I can only find two inconsistencies in your story...

    First Raine would never just ask for "A" drink... It'd be like a cocktail, a shot, and a spiked Pumpkin Latte...

    and second, the line,
    There is no possible way the real Trupwn could have said that line without 3-4 F-Bombs lol

    Nice job tho :cool:

    Luv ya Sweet-pee and Aussie nut ;)
     
  5. Termintor

    Termintor I'll PvP your face off! Honored Legendary Gamer Tenacious Gamer Veteran Member 2009 Original Member

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    hehe thanks for the complements guys!

    Thermoyple you are a sick and twisted old man!

    Oh and para thanks for fixing the title

    Syress : you are probably right about the f bomb thing but o well....
     
  6. Nizroc

    Nizroc I cry when you die, it's what I do Honored Legendary Gamer Tenacious Gamer Veteran Member 2009 Original Member

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    That is AWESOME!!!
     
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    Termy..that was really awesome!! All I can say is this....That bastard better start sending me childsupport!!!!
     
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    LOL... or you can make up for it with child labor..... :) make the sm work for motherly love and dinner
     
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    hehe I figured it would make for a good story/laugh lol... I had to throw in the part about tru whereing that goofy mask! I dont know if any of yall rembeber but he had like a zoro helm skin for awhile.
     
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    Yah....I remember that mask he had....it was perfect to add to the story....humm...maybe we need to pick up that story thread that we had going before we had the shout box back!!! lol
     
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    do it! stories/role playin is the bomb!
     
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    and eventually gets up enough courage to ask if she would like a drink. In a very pornstarish voice the woman says "Yes, I would love a leopis cocktail, purrr.....". Trupwn never scared to offend said "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!" Raine replies "oh, nothing I just love a short man with a mask, it gets me all warm inside"
     
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    Found me a real life necromancer!
     
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